He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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