I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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