I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
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