I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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