You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
The adults are the big ones right?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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