Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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