ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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