I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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