Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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