Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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