just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
