: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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