And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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