i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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