She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
