Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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