things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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