So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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