Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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