Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Randomize
