so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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