Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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