I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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