Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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