Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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