He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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