he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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