We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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