I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Are my feet made of real feet?
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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