just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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