Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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