Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
party gras won. party gras always wins.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
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