Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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