I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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