Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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