It's like a parade of train wrecks.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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