what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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