I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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