Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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