That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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