the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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