I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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