hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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