Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
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