You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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