i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
So many bounce houses so little time
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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