your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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