Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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