But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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