Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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