You smell like stripper and shame
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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