so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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