Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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