Im at strip club and am horny
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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