Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Randomize
