So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
My vagina is officially offended.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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